Wednesday, April 17, 2013

Spencer's Blog: Day 2 or 3.... Possibly 4

I have not posted for a while. I apologize for this. I attribute this largely to the fact that I have better things to do then to post my rambling thoughts to the internet for people (like you) to read, regardless of how inspiring my thoughts seem to be, at times. This happens to be one of those un-inspiring posts, those will come.... eventually.... possibly, but today is not that day!

Recently I have given a lot of thought to "Teenage Relationship Syndrome". This is an admittedly non-medical sounding term, mostly due to the fact that it is not actually a medical disorder (although I believe it should be). Those of you lucky few that somehow skipped straight from your elementary school days to college, and therefore never having to had to undergo the misfortune that is High School, are probably wondering what TRS (Teenage Relationship Syndrome if acronyms scare you) is. I will tell you. TRS is a disorder that affects virtually every teenage couple that is "in love", there are a few exceptions (I hope there are, if you find any, notify the press and me immediately). This syndrome has several symptoms, first, the apparent inability to be more than 5 feet away from your "beloved", second, the intertwining of limbs to the point of inability to make a distinction between one another's appendages, finally, confessions of deep, abiding love to one another, all in public view, followed by kissing. I apologize for the run-on sentence. This sydrome is extremely destructive to those afflicted, I have personally seen lives ruined by this disorder (not really, I added that for dramatic effect). Remember, if you think you or a loved one has TRS, there is hope! Although not much. I planned to write more, but I'm tired and want to sleep. Good night.

-Spencer Lee

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Wednesday, April 10, 2013

Life, The Universe, and Debate. (AKA my General Ramblings)

By looking at the location of my page views I see that there are those who currently reside in foreign nations who are viewing this blog and therefore are not anyone I know. So, let me introduce myself, I am called Spencer Lee, I have several great loves in life, one of which is music, specifically, alternative, even more specifically, Anberlin, The Black Keys, and Imagine Dragons. My two greatest loves, however, are debate and climbing. I consider myself to be rather good at both of these activities. In regards to debate I have competed on a National Level and my partner and I recently took Fourth at State. My debate experience has taught me how to look at the world through a new lense (a highly critical/cynical one), occasionally, I frustrate people with my debate ability. Actually, this happens rather frequently, I attribute this mostly to the fact that it frustrates them that someone with the grades I get is so good at something like debate. This "Debate Syndrome" is quite prevalent among those who like to argue for fun (AKA debaters, although most, including me, would dispute the assertion that what we do is arguing, I just couldn't think of a better word without being redundant and the internet was no help), I have come to the conclusion that either A) Debaters get bored by other classes or B) Debaters love debate so much that they only do enough to allow them to debate, for me I feel that is a combination of the two. Sometimes it's tough to be so dang smart! By now you as the reader (assuming you are in fact reading this blog for the content rather than the funny pictures I will be posting soon, also assuming you are not illiterate) are probably thinking quietly to yourself (Do you think quietly? Who knows?) "Wow... This kid is cockier than Winston Churchill, Muhammad Ali, Napoleon Bonaparte, and Idi Amin all rolled into one", and you would be correct! One of my favorite responses to this accusation is that "No one has ever accused me of being Humble!" (Which is not entirely true, and my disclosure of this fact illustrates just how cocky I am.)

Anyways, I was going to write more, but my Mother is telling me I need to do my homework, (The nerve of some people!) so this is Spencer Lee, signing off early, and hoping that you have a nice day!

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